Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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