she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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