Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
its liver damage thursday
Two words: nipple clamps
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