I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just want to make out with him forever
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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