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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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