I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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