I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I need water and some morals
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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