Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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