I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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