She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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