you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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