And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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