Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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