i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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