is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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