sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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