Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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