But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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