two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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