Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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