I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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