just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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