what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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