a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Life is so much better after having sex.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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