Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.

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(585): View more from New York

i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.

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(520): View more from Arizona

New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

The strip club called, they have your shoe.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...

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(702): View more from Nevada

Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.

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