Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Randomize
