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• (904): View more from Florida

  my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you

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  girlfriend?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.

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• (213): View more from California

  just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he confused my yawn for an orgasm

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions

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• (631): View more from New York

  Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room

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