My hand turned me down
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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