Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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