I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
