i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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