We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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