yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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