try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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