ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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