I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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