But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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