Your tits are I can't wait for
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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