Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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