You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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