on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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