Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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