Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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