Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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