How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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