Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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