thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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