I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
