member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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