I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
where are you?
Hypothermia
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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