did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
