I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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