I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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