proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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The beer is more important than you right now.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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