Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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