I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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