dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Never underestimate the power of titties
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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