hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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