she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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