Christians are straight up FREAKS
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
