with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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